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Kevin/Kevkev/KevuKevu | College Freshman | 17 | Gay | K-pop | Filipino |

I get scared frying foods because I always feel like I never completely cook it. I guess I’ll find out if I ever get food poisoning. LOL.

tagged :  #random  #food

My mom doesn't understand sarcasm

Me: Hm... I want hot dogs. Should I have three?
Mom: I don't know, can you finish 4?
Me: Hm... I kinda want 4 but maybe that's too much.
Mom: Nooooooo, go ahead and get 4! If you can eat it all then get 4!
Me: I want to but I don't wanna be fat.
Mom: You're not fat! You're so underweight for your age! You need to eat more!
Me: No, mom, I don't mean I'm actually fat. It's just that when people eat a lot they call themselves fat.
Mom: BUT I SAID YOU'RE NOT FAT.
Me: Omg, never mind. I'll just have 3 >__>...
tagged :  #my life  #food  #hot dogs  #mom  #sarcasm

I can’t eat a whole bunch at a time. My dad gave me a full plate of strawberries and a full plate of blueberries expecting me to finish it right now. Yesterday he even got me a full pizza pie just for me (I actually did finish the whole pie because I’m a fatty for pizza ^^;) but anyway, I think my dad is trying to fatten me up or something.

tagged :  #random  #food

What they should start doing is making food servings for people who just want to eat.

tagged :  #food  #I'm hungry