bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex the kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex sunday sex there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex
Finally someone else understand how fed I am with the stuff my brother does.
akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style why wouldnt you be excited about that WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS. When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it. See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
I’m so fucking pissed. I mean, what the actual fuck? I wanted to get my driver’s license this year but of course my fucking brother decides he wants to get it this year, too. Are you fucking kidding me? Now he’s taking the fucking car my dad promised me all the way back to Georgia because he’s going to be commuting. I am beyond pissed. I fucking commute a total of two hours...
Sometimes I feel like I type too loud in the computer lab. But you know what? I DON’T FREAKING CARE BECAUSE I AM ON SUMMER BREAK BITCHESSSSSSS!!!! LOLOLOLOL.
I AM LEGIT MORE THAN HAPPY RIGHT NOW. SO FAR I HAVE ALL A’S THIS SEMESTER. THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE AFTER FEELING LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAIL MICROBIOLOGY.
THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND...
oliveslife: tanglebox: mooneymannyinthesky: overland-frost: BUT THE LADY IS LIKE “… .y… -okay.” ALWAYS REMEMBER. even the puppet backed up crying because of the puppet tho
Now that my brother is home, I am literally avoiding as much confrontation with him as possible. I am not going to get in a fight with him this time. I’m not going to speak to him unless he speaks to me first. I just do not want to spend this vacation being mad again.
I am literally IN LOVE with my hair right now. It’s the perfect color now. I’ve always wanted a dark blonde hair color because it’s just a little lighter than light brown but it’s not a full out yellow blonde. I love it so much! The back of my head isn’t as light as I want it to be, but it’s okay b/c it’ll lighten up over time. So much happiness hehehehe
I literally just saw videos of the “Knife Game” for the first time just now. My heart was literally racing because I kept getting scared someone was actually going to get cut. I can’t with this “game”.
I really need to keep myself under control. I swear I give a bad name to me and all other gay men out there. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I finally got a haircut and I’m getting ready to re-dye my hair. Excited/scared to see what will happen this time!
I have this weird mini obsession with mint green pants. I love the color because it just screams Spring. Idk, I just happen to like it in pants and/or shorts form lol. Look how cute the color/cut is!